The Green Acres Daily Times
Following the amusing example of my friend Miss Seanna, I have decided to add to my blog the Green Acres Daily Times!
Green Acres is sad to report the death of a 'beloved' sheep on August 16, 2005. After examination and much speculation the owners of the sheep came to no conclusion as to the cause of the death. "I noticed that she was getting a might thin so I pinned the sheep up in her barn and refreshed her with feed and water" reports owner Bret Smith.
The sheep, after many pictures taken with excited bystanders, was buried in the Green Acres graveyard later that afternoon. The Sheep left behind two orphaned lambs which are presently being bottle fed by two rather dirty, and barefooted children of the Smith Family household.
Green Acres is sad to report the death of a 'beloved' sheep on August 16, 2005. After examination and much speculation the owners of the sheep came to no conclusion as to the cause of the death. "I noticed that she was getting a might thin so I pinned the sheep up in her barn and refreshed her with feed and water" reports owner Bret Smith.
The sheep, after many pictures taken with excited bystanders, was buried in the Green Acres graveyard later that afternoon. The Sheep left behind two orphaned lambs which are presently being bottle fed by two rather dirty, and barefooted children of the Smith Family household.
posted by SmithFamily | 7:56 PM
4 Comments:
Well I think therin is your cause of death. It is not usual to "pin" sheep up. Tacks and needles can be very life threatening.
I believe the usual procedure for confining a sheep is to "pen" it.
Love ya deary~ CC <3
At least she was refreshed on her way out. She must not have had to suffer long.
Aww, poor sheepie-bless It's heart...''It will be a sad loss to our party...There is nothing more dredful then a cold in ones head...'''
"Pins" also come in handy when you are nailing nespapers to the walls.
My poor sheep would have made a rather interesting wall paper wouldn't she?
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